Lost and found
Ok guys
Here's the rub
I have forever--- and I mean forever
Been one to be thoughtful of other runners
Not just runners either, come to think of it
I've been thoughtful of the whole human race
And maybe dog or two that might happen to care
But not anymore
Nope
I've gone shameless
And I blame it on the cleaning lady.
It all started innocently enough
The family packed up for a fun trip
I packed everything but the kitchen sink
Trusty capris and running skirt that have been with me since day one-
Packed.
I know this-
Because I vaguely remember unpacking them
And putting them into the drawers at our hotel
But the second day into our vacay
They're gone
No capris. No running skirt.
Really?
I rummage through everyone else's drawers-my suitcase
Nada
Did the cleaning lady gank it or what?
Lucky for me, there's a Target
Great
I rummage through their running stuff
Try on a gazillion capri and running skirt combos
(that's a lie- they had 2 running skirts and 3 capri styles to choose from)
Choke down the bill
And head back to the hotel.
New running gear feels funny
But I had been informed via Facebook, that it was national running day
I had a reputation to keep.
Kids and I headed to the rec center
Up the stairs to the track
We ran all of 4 laps
When this nice lady tells us no kids are allowed
Really?!?!
We head back to the hotel and swim
I try to console my inner runner by trying my hand at water running
That was weird
2 hours of said "running" later,
I'm done
(it was probably more like 45 minutes when you add in the kid dunking and such, but who's counting?)
Fast forward to the next morning
I want to go for a run
Go to grab my newly acquired running gear
But nope-
Nada-
No capris
Just that silly running skirt,
Those of you that know me
Here's the rub
I have forever--- and I mean forever
Been one to be thoughtful of other runners
Not just runners either, come to think of it
I've been thoughtful of the whole human race
And maybe dog or two that might happen to care
But not anymore
Nope
I've gone shameless
And I blame it on the cleaning lady.
It all started innocently enough
The family packed up for a fun trip
I packed everything but the kitchen sink
Trusty capris and running skirt that have been with me since day one-
Packed.
I know this-
Because I vaguely remember unpacking them
And putting them into the drawers at our hotel
But the second day into our vacay
They're gone
No capris. No running skirt.
Really?
I rummage through everyone else's drawers-my suitcase
Nada
Did the cleaning lady gank it or what?
Lucky for me, there's a Target
Great
I rummage through their running stuff
Try on a gazillion capri and running skirt combos
(that's a lie- they had 2 running skirts and 3 capri styles to choose from)
Choke down the bill
And head back to the hotel.
New running gear feels funny
But I had been informed via Facebook, that it was national running day
I had a reputation to keep.
Kids and I headed to the rec center
Up the stairs to the track
We ran all of 4 laps
When this nice lady tells us no kids are allowed
Really?!?!
We head back to the hotel and swim
I try to console my inner runner by trying my hand at water running
That was weird
2 hours of said "running" later,
I'm done
(it was probably more like 45 minutes when you add in the kid dunking and such, but who's counting?)
Fast forward to the next morning
I want to go for a run
Go to grab my newly acquired running gear
Annnnnnnnd
You guessed it
NO CAPRIS
What?!?!?!?!?!
Seriously?
NO CAPRIS
What?!?!?!?!?!
Seriously?
But nope-
Nada-
No capris
Just that silly running skirt,
Those of you that know me
Know
It took me nearly 37 years to go sleeveless
Going capri-less?
I never let my legs hang out
This is too much
But I did.
It. was. scary.
And while it's not in my comfort zone
It was comfortable
I'd been wearing so many layers for so long
It took me nearly 37 years to go sleeveless
Going capri-less?
I never let my legs hang out
This is too much
But I did.
It. was. scary.
And while it's not in my comfort zone
It was comfortable
I'd been wearing so many layers for so long
To hide the world from seeing my imperfect fluffy-ness
When what I was really hiding from was myself.
When what I was really hiding from was myself.
To be fair:
No capris were ganked by cleaning ladies
It took me nearly a week to find them
Innocently hanging out among the travel laundry
It took me nearly a week to find them
Innocently hanging out among the travel laundry
I wouldn't have it any other way.
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