Dear Asics-I'm not racist- I just hate white
Glorious run today-
Nice five mile jaunt
More fast and slow
More form adjustments
I really enjoyed this run-
I had a light attitude, and talked to myself the whole way-
First:
"You know-if you'd just move those stubby legs God gave you-
You'd go faster..."
I laughed-
partially because I always try to stay sheltered from such 'horrid' thoughts-
And partially because I was proud of being able to joke with myself-
I'm learning not to loathe what I consider flaws-
but be thankful for this quirky body-
This 'tool' I was given-
It may not be a 'power tool' like yours-
But, hey- it gets the job done.
Second:
"Dear Asics, I'm not racist, I just hate white."
I've ranted about this before- (Glass Slipper)
But why, oh why are running shoes white?
I love my Asics Gel Nimbus,
Really feel I need to keep a cush stability shoe in the lineup for longer runs-
But I'm so over the boring color choices.
And for the next few miles I dictated a letter to the 'powers that be'-
Warning-
I WILL choose a suitable flashy replacement for my Gel Nimbus
Pleading-
I beg you- with all that is holy
STOP using white.
Threatening-
I'll blog you into OBLIVION
Yeah- you heard me-
Be afraid-
29 whole people read my post yesterday-
Wishing-
Someone with more clout would take up my cause-
"Get-er-done-"
And SEND me that first fabulously flashy trial pair!
*sigh*
I pass this torch on to the 29 people who read my post yesterday-
Please boycott white shoes everywhere.
*sigh*
Rant over-
I get back to my run-
And what a beautiful run it was-
Don't you love it when you run your 'regular'-
With fresh eyes?
How had I not seen this before?
I run in awe-
Stubby legs
Flaming white shoes
We run on and on and on............
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Nice five mile jaunt
More fast and slow
More form adjustments
I really enjoyed this run-
I had a light attitude, and talked to myself the whole way-
First:
"You know-if you'd just move those stubby legs God gave you-
You'd go faster..."
I laughed-
partially because I always try to stay sheltered from such 'horrid' thoughts-
And partially because I was proud of being able to joke with myself-
I'm learning not to loathe what I consider flaws-
but be thankful for this quirky body-
This 'tool' I was given-
It may not be a 'power tool' like yours-
But, hey- it gets the job done.
Second:
"Dear Asics, I'm not racist, I just hate white."
I've ranted about this before- (Glass Slipper)
But why, oh why are running shoes white?
I love my Asics Gel Nimbus,
Really feel I need to keep a cush stability shoe in the lineup for longer runs-
But I'm so over the boring color choices.
And for the next few miles I dictated a letter to the 'powers that be'-
Warning-
I WILL choose a suitable flashy replacement for my Gel Nimbus
Pleading-
I beg you- with all that is holy
STOP using white.
Threatening-
I'll blog you into OBLIVION
Yeah- you heard me-
Be afraid-
29 whole people read my post yesterday-
Wishing-
Someone with more clout would take up my cause-
"Get-er-done-"
And SEND me that first fabulously flashy trial pair!
*sigh*
I pass this torch on to the 29 people who read my post yesterday-
Please boycott white shoes everywhere.
*sigh*
Rant over-
I get back to my run-
And what a beautiful run it was-
Don't you love it when you run your 'regular'-
With fresh eyes?
How had I not seen this before?
I run in awe-
Why I love the desert! |
Stubby legs
Flaming white shoes
We run on and on and on............
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
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